Masturbate For Peace !!!

I AM ALL I AM · Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 12:23 am Post subject: Masturbate For Peace !!!

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G'day.

Here's a site that I came across once ( Very Happy

no pun intended Very Happy

), not sure how I did now, but I thought that I would share it with everyone. Very Happy

I submitted a poem to the site but it didn't get onto their poetry page as far as I know, or though they may be changed regularly and it was on there once. Anyway, here's my poetic contribution to the idea... Very Happy

IT'S TIME FOR US ALL TO MASTURBATE

THIS IS A TRUTH YOU CANNOT DEBATE,
WARS ARE FOUGHT FROM FEAR AND HATE,
BUT WITH LOVE YOU CAN DEMONSTRATE,
IT'S TIME FOR US ALL TO MASTURBATE.

CHOOSE IT NOW AND GIVE IT A GO,
IF WORLD PEACE YOU'D LOVE TO KNOW,
IN THIS WE CAN ALL COLLABORATE,
IT'S TIME FOR US ALL TO MASTURBATE.

SO TO BRING AN END TO ALL WAR,
THIS IS A MESSAGE YOU CANNOT IGNORE,
AND ONCE AGAIN I WILL REITERATE,
IT'S TIME FOR US ALL TO MASTURBATE.

Love

So if you feel like joining the cause, Very Happy

add a poem, or merely have some fun on your own, or do both !!! Very Happy

THANK YOU

With LOVE

WHEN PAIRED OPPOSITES DEFINE YOUR BELIEFS,
YOUR BELIEFS WILL IMPRISON YOU.

What is TRUTH ? . . . .THAT THE ONENESS IS ALL !!!
What is JOY ? . . . . . .ALL THAT THE ONENESS IS !!!
What is LOVE ? . . . . .THE ONENESS THAT IS ALL !!!
What is LIFE ? . . . . . ALL THAT IS THE ONENESS !!!
WHO AM I ? . . . . . . .THE ONENESS THAT ALL IS !!!

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chandrakavi · Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 1:55 am Post subject: Joke

10 year old johnny is caught masturbating in the bathroom by his mother...
Johnny! you have sinned, you have to go now and tell the priest all about it!
so she takes Johnny to church and Johny says:
"Father I have played with myself"
"Why son?" says the priest
Because I had nothing better to do
"Go home and pray 2 Our fathers and Hail marys
The following day Mom catches Johnny masturbating again
and this goes on for over a week and he is taken to confess

The last time there was a long line for confession
mom told Johnny to give the priest a nice pastry
for having been so nice with them
in the line Johnny got hungry and ate the pastry
when his turn came
he told the priest that he just ate the pastry his mother sent him specially,
and the priest asked why did you eat it?
because there was nothing else to do
Nothing to do?
"Why didn't you go out and play with yourself instead of eating my pastry son?"

I AM ALL I AM · Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 2:46 am Post subject:

I LOVE YOU

G'day Chandrakavi. Smile

Thanks for sharing the joke mate. Very Happy

THANK YOU

With LOVE

WHEN PAIRED OPPOSITES DEFINE YOUR BELIEFS,
YOUR BELIEFS WILL IMPRISON YOU.

What is TRUTH ? . . . .THAT THE ONENESS IS ALL !!!
What is JOY ? . . . . . .ALL THAT THE ONENESS IS !!!
What is LOVE ? . . . . .THE ONENESS THAT IS ALL !!!
What is LIFE ? . . . . . ALL THAT IS THE ONENESS !!!
WHO AM I ? . . . . . . .THE ONENESS THAT ALL IS !!!

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Ant · Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 4:41 pm Post subject:

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I only have one thing to say about this thread!

And that it's real fucking funny Very Happy

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I AM ALL I AM · Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:42 pm Post subject:

Auron wrote:

I LOVE YOU

THANK YOU

With LOVE

WHEN PAIRED OPPOSITES DEFINE YOUR BELIEFS,
YOUR BELIEFS WILL IMPRISON YOU.

What is TRUTH ? . . . .THAT THE ONENESS IS ALL !!!
What is JOY ? . . . . . .ALL THAT THE ONENESS IS !!!
What is LOVE ? . . . . .THE ONENESS THAT IS ALL !!!
What is LIFE ? . . . . . ALL THAT IS THE ONENESS !!!
WHO AM I ? . . . . . . .THE ONENESS THAT ALL IS !!!

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POETRY !!! - An Expression Of Soul http://infinitelove.freeforums.org/viewtopic.php?t=385
WISDOM OF DUNE !!! http://infinitelove.freeforums.org/viewtopic.php?t=275

Lydia78 · Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:19 pm Post subject:

Hhaha...that was brilliant poem iaaia lol
wonder what reaction we'd get if we started protesting using your poem??lol
bet we get more protestors for a start lol xxx Love

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mrs tiswas · Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:06 pm Post subject:

How pathetic. I prefer the real thing, and I get the real thing.

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I AM ALL I AM · Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:28 pm Post subject:

Lydia78 wrote:

Hhaha...that was brilliant poem iaaia lol
wonder what reaction we'd get if we started protesting using your poem??lol
bet we get more protestors for a start lol xxx Love

I LOVE YOU

G'day Lydia. Smile

Thanks sunshine. Love

We could start a revolution, a naked masturbating one. Very Happy

I reckon the attendance would be HUGE !!! Smile

THANK YOU

With LOVE

WHEN PAIRED OPPOSITES DEFINE YOUR BELIEFS,
YOUR BELIEFS WILL IMPRISON YOU.

What is TRUTH ? . . . .THAT THE ONENESS IS ALL !!!
What is JOY ? . . . . . .ALL THAT THE ONENESS IS !!!
What is LOVE ? . . . . .THE ONENESS THAT IS ALL !!!
What is LIFE ? . . . . . ALL THAT IS THE ONENESS !!!
WHO AM I ? . . . . . . .THE ONENESS THAT ALL IS !!!

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Sacred Geometry + My Patterns... http://infinitelove.freeforums.org/viewtopic.php?t=18
CONTROL DRAMAS - A Competition For Energy !!! http://infinitelove.freeforums.org/viewtopic.php?t=78
Your Numerological Brith Chart !!! http://infinitelove.freeforums.org/viewtopic.php?t=73&highlight=
POETRY !!! - An Expression Of Soul http://infinitelove.freeforums.org/viewtopic.php?t=385
WISDOM OF DUNE !!! http://infinitelove.freeforums.org/viewtopic.php?t=275

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