Bush's School Tour

cazmum · Joined: 18 Oct 2007 Posts: 13

During a propaganda tour, President Bush visits a school to explain his politics to kids. He invites the kids to ask him questions. Bobby stands up and tells him "Mr. President, I got 3 questions":

1. How come, that although the count of votes was not in your favor, you still won the election?
2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without an imminent reason?
3. Don't you also consider the bombing of Hiroshima the biggest terrorist attack of all times?

Before the president can answer, the recess bell rings, and the kids leave the room. After they came back, Bush invited them again to ask questions. Joey stands up and tells him "Mr. President, I got 5 questions":

1. How come, that although the count of votes was not in your favor, you still won the election?
2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without an imminent reason?
3. Don't you also consider the bombing of Hiroshima the biggest terrorist
attack of all times?
4. Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?
5. Where's Bobby?

Ant · Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:50 am Post subject:

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cazmum · Joined: 18 Oct 2007 Posts: 13

Three Brazilian Soldiers

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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Pollock · Administrator Joined: 25 Aug 2007 Posts: 250

hehe
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strider · Joined: 15 Sep 2007 Posts: 762

Pollock wrote:

hehe
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Hang on here... Is the bloke on the left in both pics the same person????

withinyou_withoutyou · Joined: 15 Sep 2007 Posts: 140 Location: Orlando, FL, US

LOL... some good ones there Smile

Yeah that looks like the same person to me Wink

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